What the country needs, a comedy about gigolos

In an apparent attempt to improve society by encouraging more male stars to get anal cancer -- to offset the sexist anal cancer of Farah, a new show targeting a liberal audience, and progressively named Hung, glamorizes male prostitution. It’s about a gigolo, of all things, a gigolo frequented by female clients – well, it is fiction. They can’t show what male gigolos really do—“not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Well, apparently there is, because their gigolo has no male clients. I haven’t watched the show, and probably never will, but from the advertisements, it seems the show portrays being a gigolo as an exciting career opportunity for young skulls full of mush. When society needs cops, they run cop shows, lawyers, legal shows, male gigolos—I think Hollywood has a conflict of interest. My guess is the show has few episodes covering the gigolo in his more ghonorreal moments – like hours on the toilet with massive diarrhea, bouts with lipodistrophy, hundred pound weight loss, not the kind you want, but the kind that brings you down to 60 pounds, the blindness of his children, his early onset dementia, and, of course, a slow, ugly death from anal cancer that has spread to his liver. It’s a comedy. Now that’s funny.