Thursday, June 25, 2009

Two stars dead from liberalism

My initial reaction to Michael Jackon's death is that he died of skin cancer-- that is to say he died of an overdose of pain medication necessary because of skin cancer. We may never know the truth, but sometimes it can be gleaned from the earliest reports.

Farah Fawcett died of anal cancer.

Both skin cancer and anal cancer have strong associations with illicit sexual behavior. What we are seeing is the inevitable effect the Hollywood lifestyle has on Hollywood personel. I expect a rapid growth in the early deaths of celebrities from the 70s and 80s. Many are dying now, but they don't let it out.

13 comments:

  1. some dude named steevoJune 25, 2009 at 9:52 PM

    Your idiocy is truly awe-inspiring.

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  2. Yeah, they don't get much dumber that this.

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  3. Ultraviolet (UV) radiation from the sun is the main cause of skin cancer.

    There might be a connection between HPV infection and anal cancer, but the jury is still out.

    What IS obvious is that you are yet another conservative filled with holier than thou judgement for your fellow human beings rather than love and compassion. So sad. You limit yourself and your life by broadcasting the hateful dogma of your belief system rather than truly living the teachings of your faith.

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  4. It is appropriate that your comments were asinine.

    What did this guy die from? Jacques Cousteau?

    http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7433.html

    Fundies In Their Undies, Pt. Infinity-Kabillion

    Posted at 23:44 by Gavin M.
    Police: No foul play in Aldridge’s death
    October 9, 2007

    Police have closed their investigation into the death of the Rev. Gary Aldridge.

    Detectives determined that no foul play existed in the case and therefore no crime had been committed, according to a news release from the Montgomery Police Department.

    Aldridge, 51, was found dead inside his home about 10 a.m. June 24. He had served as pastor of Thorington Road Baptist Church since 1991.

    Forensic results indicate Aldridge was alone at the time of his death, the police release states. A report by the Alabama Department of Forensic Sciences states the final pathological diagnoses for Aldridge’s death as “accidental mechanical asphyxia,” according to the release.

    Montgomery County District Attorney Ellen Brooks had sealed the Aldridge case after an initial autopsy conducted by Dr. Stephen Boudreaux, a medical examiner, was sent to Forensic Sciences on July 13. Boudreaux’s report stated Aldridge died of asphyxiation and there were no injuries to his body.

    Well, that’s sort of a polite way to put it. In fact, here are some relevant details on the death of Aldridge, a Liberty University graduate and former Jerry Falwell employee:

    Dead Reverend’s Rubber Fetish
    Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

    OCTOBER 8–An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report.

    Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs.

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  5. Artist/performers have not recently begun to die of "liberal" diseases. The phenomenon predates your sad little existence. Mozart died ostensibly of some infection, but it was brought on by a partying lifestyle. He died at age 36. Handel, though he lived to the ripe old age(for the 18th Century) of 74, reportedly grew so fat he could barely reach the keyboard, and recent research implies the possibility of homosexuality. Tchaikovsky was most certainly gay and may have committed suicide as a result of related sufferings. Schumann, like many other artists and composers seems to have suffered from syphilis(another "liberal" malady) which eventually led to his demise. And we all know what happened to Van Gogh. The list goes on and on and on.

    It has long been my assertion that if we subjected artists/composers/performers to the same drug testing B.S. that has been imposed on various professions there would be no music, no art. Those liberal pursuits are a hotbed of liberal maladies. And without liberalism's contribution to the arts there would just be the silent drip-drip-drip of a faucet somewhere with the occasional shot ringing out in the distance.

    Your country would not exist without liberals like Thomas Jefferson, who famously was boinking his slave servant, a fact much commented on during his presidency, not because it was unusual, but because it became known. Isn't that the real problem here? I mean that Mark Sanford's dalliance became public?

    I don't really care for MJ's music, and Farrah's main prominence in my mind are those nipples. But really, what should you care if she or anyone else liked it up the poop chute? Without the aforementioned moral scoundrels you'd not have any music or art of any kind. You're just another sad little label monger, peddling your myopic view of the world, dualistic to a fault, on the goofball forum that the web has become.

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  6. The last Anonymous had an excellent point about the historical libertine quality to many artists and performers. I'd love to see you address that.

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  7. Ass-hat, I mean Sober Input, You wrote:
    "Both skin cancer and anal cancer have a strong associations with illicit sexual behavior."
    Then you provided absolutely nothing to back up you absurd assertion. When others countered your drible with actual facts, you offered nothing in reply.
    When we say you spout fact-less rants and paranoid delusions, you have no grounds to deny that that is what you do.
    Also you are a disgusting jerk, in the mold of Virginia Foxx, for making baseless and fact-less insenuations about Farah fawcett's sexuality.
    Farah fawcett was a billion times better than you, and she will be miss by many.
    You on the other hand are a disgusting jerk.
    Svutlov

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  8. I think you need to read the ABC News article about anal cancer. I'm not picking on Fawcett, I'm exposing the media's failure to mitigate the risks of behavior they promote in order to make people sick in order to sell drugs.

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  9. Your post...it ='s: ???????????????????? huh?!, blink, blink (head shake) hu-WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    !!!!!!!!! um, ack! gah.....does not compute... cerebral function...shutting...downnn-ZAP. Blank.-------------

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  10. Ass-hat,
    I got two words for you:
    Paranoid Delusions
    It sounds like you stopped taking your meds.
    Sober Input, I meand Ass-hat,
    Those people at the institution are trying to help you, and you obviously need help
    Svutlov
    PS
    I am starting to understand why you chose your handle, but just because you stopped taking your meds doesn't give you a clear and rational mind.

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  11. Could you explain how skin cancer is connected with illicit behavior? Unless you think tanning is a sin, I'm not getting this point at all.

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  12. Here's an address that explains the link. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081203184413.htm

    The news doesn't cover this because they want you to get sick. They make a substantial portion of their income from drug commercials.

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