Yes, adultery is a part of the liberal platform. Now before you call me an asphalt- ass – assphat, or a wingnut, you need to read an article on Salon. The link to the article says “The Moralizing Right: They’re Just Liberals in Drag.”
As I’ve written in an earlier column, My Hit Counter is Going Through the Roof, liberals are using senator Stanford, or is it mayor – No, wait, he’s a governor. I’ve never heard of him before, and will probably never hear of him again; but somehow he justifies all of liberal policy. And the reason he justifies it--the big argument he presents for liberalism, is that he committed adultery, therefore, we are all liberals and we all support liberal policy, and liberal policy is right.
And liberals get upset when I draw a connection between anal cancer and the Hollywood lifestyle.
The first paragraph of the article speaks about how Republicans are supposedly repeatedly caught with their “zipper undone”. After a few sentences of amateur psychoanalysis on all of Republica, the second paragraph concludes, “They’re just liberals in drag.” The conclusion is undeniable. In order to be a liberal, you must commit adultery. In order to be a liberal in drag, you must commit adultery, and speak against it publicly.
Surely there’s a third option.
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Personally, I would love it if the Republican party actually read the Bible enough to realize that adultery is a *far* greater problem than homosexuality.
ReplyDeleteWhere is your source that anal cancer is linked to a "Hollywood lifestyle"? I'm wondering if you're simply making a facile connection between sodomy and anal cancer that isn't supported by any known research.